• he’s her lobster

    Love is a friendship that has caught fire.

    – Anonymous

    sassy: you want a damn lobster

    latina nugget: i know i really do. why does it have to be so hard to find a lobster!?sassy: red lobster is even hard to come by.

    sassy: red lobster is even hard to come by.

    A common thing among girl talk is to focus on relationships/dating. Pop culture fuels the conversation through sitcoms, music, and movies. Friends and Sex and the City are popular examples and Pheobe’s theory on love is one that has translated for my friends and i.

    Phoebe: Hang in there. It’s gonna happen!

    Ross: Okay, now, how do you know that?

    Phoebe: Because she’s your lobster! [At a loss, Ross looks at Chandler.)

    Chandler: Oh, she’s going somewhere.

    Phoebe: Come on, you guys, it’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.

    Find your lobster everyone

     

    nev’in ev’in

    nev’in ev’in

    nev·in ev·in:  -adverb 1. never ever to the nth power: I will nev’in ev’in cross that bridge. 2. not at all; absolutely not: never mind; This will nev’in ev’in do. 3. to no extent or… View Post
    bitch, please.

    bitch, please.

    bitch, please is sassy for don’t go there or who are you kidding? when a story is so inflated with such bull and naivety, you can’t help but think bitch, please. when i sprinkle a… View Post